Squishable - Mini Comfort Food Hamburger

7 squishy inches of s'less is s'more! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict! Is this Hamburger (cheeseburger?) the fuzzy plush representation of a 100% sirloin patty, or is it some sort of organic textured bean protein?